The presidential election campaign started, the parties presented the candidates, made an action plan and the circus is open for business. You know it's election campaign when:
- your mail box gets spammed with laminated fliers ( you fucking twats don't laminate the fliers because we get nasty anal paper cuts when we use them for ass wiping ... could you please print them on soft 3 layered toilet paper with lotion ?) and pictures with some old farts making promises.
- worthless piece o' shit bands will give away free concerts in your town square and the low life rednecks think we are celebrating a bisect year again.
- open stage trash talk against rival parties.
- free food and clothes, dressed in charity.
I never took serious these election campaigns but I always enjoyed the fight between the candidates ... they promise all sorts of silly things and at one point it becomes like a pathetic tennis match
Jim: We are going to build better roads for the people !
Earl: We are going to build 10 lane high ways with free prostitute services at the petrol stations !
Earl: We will create a better health system !
Jim: We will make sure that 10 doctors will live in your dressing and they will be there if you get the hick-ups
Jim: We will legalize soft drugs !
Earl: My name is Earl Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria !
Earl: We will ensure free schooling !
Jim: PHD degrees for everybody !
Earl: We'll lick your ass !
Jim: We'll suck your cock !
Jim: We will kill the bogeyman !
Earl: The ghost busters work for me !
Some may find it wonderful how a few kind gentlemen battle for our well being and prosperity, I find it rather pathetic and stupid how a bunch of spineless rabid dogs bite each other for the big bone... fetch you geezers !!!
All this bullshit about the competence of the candidate "I've graduated The Asshole Academy with top grade and a knot on my cock", I have a wast knowledge about how the post communist economical system behaves and I know the solution of success ... you know what ? we don't need a highly educated snob for president, we need a guy which keeps his word, wont follow his own interests and wont let other hot shots plunder our souls.
Mr. Orwell's farm is present in any political regime the ones on the top will exploit to death the ones which work hard.
Vote for Andy ! I like cheese !
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