Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Suck on this George Michael !!!

Ah ... I can't resist it !!! Christmas feeling is taking over my dark soul ... no please no more carols ... ok hereby I wish everybody all the best and happy holidays.
Please be my guest and enjoy the next Christmas carol:
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Anyone available to clip my toe nails this evening ?

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Boiling !!!

God damn it !!! why me ? why do I have to know such people ? why do such people even exist ?
I'm talking about my neighbors, fucking shanty town garbage family managed somehow rent an apartment in my block. I have a job so I wake up at 06:45 in order to get ready and arrive at the office at 07:50, usually I'm going to bed at 23:30. Since a white trash family lives on welfare without jobs, they afford to stay up late and yell at their 3 year old child which is still awake and running trough the apartment at 02:00. So I'm falling asleep pissed off which gives me nightmares and instead of dreaming about skating like a pro I'm dreaming about punching the bitch with the thin voice and her fat husband.

Revenge is on the way, I'm bringing out the big guns , I will play on 30 minutes periods a 1 minute song (my kick ass speakers + Korn - TWIST )and this will freak them out + keep them awake ... if I'm going to do this from 03:00 until 07:00 for 1 week during my winter holidays, on the 1st of January they will move out because of this and move back were they belong and were they can get some sleep

There should be no mercy, trailer trash should live in trailers or train stations. Also have a newly wed pair of fuckers which move furniture in the middle of the night, maybe he cant get it up and redecorates the apartment to satisfy his monster ugly wife.
OK !!! Fuck my neighbors, I will shove a pine cone up their ass in the spirit of Christmas.

There is one thing they can do for me and I will forgive them, they can buy me a pair of new Fusion X5's, they will keep me busy and tired.


Motherfuckers !!!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Peace and goodwill

Hoes hoes hoes ... No I'm not the fucking Santa ! that's what I'm dreaming about.
So here we are almost 1 month without a single post nor rude comment from this end of the line, I guess I have a weird period or I'm getting lazier.
Right its almost Christmas and almost everybody has two things by now, the winter tires and the fake holiday bullshit happy mood. Even the thought of incoming holidays gives me the poss in my throat and fever, I know the poss is meant to spit the jolly wankers in the face and I guess the fever should help me wear shorts and flip flop on the slopes ( still have to figure this last part out, fact is I'm shaking like Duracell powered dildo if I'm wearing my summer outfit in the snow without having fever). Starting with the glorious day of 1st December its almost impossible to get some enemies, fierce business partners are willing to help, the low life family living next to your apartment behaves like a well educated elite English blue balled family, the beggars in the street wont harass if you wont give them any change ... basically everybody has a philanthropic state. I can tell you everything you see is a scam, maybe the best scam ever, each year billions of people fall for it, this sudden behavior change has 3 reasons:
1. most of the fuckers still believe in Santa and like a real Santa fan you must behave.
2. white snow, brings back old sniffing memories
3. yellow snow, your friend finished up writing your name because your small bladder can't handle your 3 letter name
3 reasons you fell guilty and want to change your life, Santa wont get you the usual set of socks, powder makes you shit your self, friends help you in need.
I can't stand to distant from all this, I changed my behavior also, I'm being a bad boy in December, I look for enemies ( only to ruin the good mood ), I don't spend money on gifts ( because I'm cheap ), I don't smile ( I use my evil grin )

Ok enough my negative half is waiting for me.

Enemies wanted, I can kick your ass, punch you in the throat, spit poss in your face ... or make you listen the next song instead some gay carols singed by a baptist choir