Snitch on your neighbors

One of my colleagues brought in the office a fancy GPS device with a high resolution camera built in, on 1st thought it seemed a waste of technology but its pretty clever actually. Why ? well ... for instance you drive to see your grandma and a random douche bag driving ... uhm lets say an Audi A6(Audi's are the douche bags cars of choice) thinking he is The Humungus from Mad Max 2, you can take some pictures even record his road manners and send the footage to the police. Normal drivers do things like this in civilized countries and for a middle finger in the rear view mirror you might lose your drivings license, your finger or even get blown the fuck away from the road in US civilized countries like Iraq.
Mad Gibson Max @ the steering wheel:

So ... since we've got a new mayor in town the moment would be right to apply some revolutionary methods, that might work properly. Like the whole snitching on road attitude we could implement a system which rewards people who report other peoples misbehavior's. I've got a few hairy twats in my block which prefer to dump the garbage in the street bins and not in the domestic garbage containers, I could easily catch the whole thing on tape and send it to the authorities. Lets say the fine for improper garbage disposal is 200 Euros and the finder could get 50 Euros as reward ... in this conditions everybody is happy the local council gets 150 Euros, I get my 50 Euros and the neighbor will learn to respect the basic rules for living in a civilized community. This ratting thing (as in hunting rats) has all the chances to work and provide everybody with decent incomes for a long period of time, there are plenty neighbors with disturbing manners,plenty car owners which use the side walks or green areas as parking lots, wife beaters, dog walkers who forget to clean up the Mars bars left behind by the dogs, wankers who like to eat sunflower seeds on a bench in the public park and leave a mess behind and the examples are endless.
The beggars will get video cameras and snitch on every single misbehavior they can spot. At the end of the day the authorities will receive great amounts of money and the savage citizens will think twice before wiping their asses with somebody else's hand.
Great face expression mr. Pussy Muncher Mayor Catalin Chereches ... I take it you like my idea.

oh dude I've got a few pictures with you parking your car on the pedestrian crossing !
were the fuck are my spectacles ? my eyes are pissing all over !

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