Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Last hiking event 2009

A couple of weeks ago when the weather still played along we consumed our last planed hiking event and I can tell you it was a smart move.
Short briefing:
- 5 dudes
- 5 ladies
- 2 cars
- sunny weather
- backpacks
- horrible morning traffic due to "teh believers" which attend the morning preaching dressed in their best Sunday clothes
- destination: Borsa aka Romanian mexico aka mind your business aka don't go there
So there we were in Borsa ready to set off for the horses waterfalls, a quick shot of palinca and off we were. We walked for about 1 km on a narrow village road, admired the new built 15 level houses and the 2nd hand luxury cars parked in front of them.
I'm not a jealous type but these houses were freaking hideous, no architecture just like a giant piece of shit made of bricks and mortar , similar to the pieces of crap taken by "The Hulk" only not green but with a strong ginger tone ... I thought Chuck was behind this but he never takes a crap without becoming a piece of architectural art later.

I thought gangsters are smart and do smart things with their money but as we were told by some gangster granny most of these buildings are going to become hotels ... at this moment the tourism potential in this area on a scale from 1 to 10 is 3 ( there is a ski slope trough some gardens ), the housing potential is 10. After my geometry the chance to get good business with a hotel in the area is close to 0,it could get better only if they got drugs and hooker services available.
Once we left the metropolis behind we walked on a path which lead to an old and abandoned marble quarry, raw non processed marble is so awesome, the quarry looked like a huge Japanese autumn zen garden.
As soon as we started to climb some endless steep hill nobody cared about the views, the smokers were busy coughing their lungs out and the rest had to wipe the heavy sweating from their faces, we started a long and funny breathless swearing session, meant to cheer us up, a top athlete like me does need some cheer ups if not competing for a gold medal.
Finally on the top the views came back and also the mighty and impressive sound of the waterfall. My sidekicks rested a while near the waterfall until I swam it upwards, once in top I took a head first plunge in a 30 cm deep pool and we were ready for lunch.
Made a nice warm fire, we ate, talked for a while ... usual lunch in the wilds stuff.
On our way home some of us realized that the industrial amount of onions can have seriously harmful effects on the human body, so we drove 5 minutes and we had to take 10 minutes puke breaks and managed to drive the 100 + km in 4 hours. The situation got serious when 2 of my friends fainted while puking their guts out, but I punched them in the stomach and they got better.
OK I'm tired ! check out the pictures and you better like them or I'll punch in the stomach puke healer style.









They Took Our Jobs!
Dey turk awr jerbs!
DERKA DER!!!!!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Expensive cars and a bunch of brits

The guys form top gear visited Romania a couple of months ago, 3 British gentlemen with a healthy sense of humor drove 3 expensive cars on the shamefully short Romanian motorways, in the dungeons under the Romanian Parliament, on gravel roads near some random gypsy village and of course on the "transagarasan" route which they had closed for filming. Like always they went over the edge a little bit for the sake of a good show and for the sake of a full pocket they had some hidden publicity for the Dacia Sandero ( which is a good car ). Take a look at the show, try to ignore the complaining and the bitching ... they are old

A good show, it seems that they enjoyed the trip in Romania but the bad parts like gypsy's all over, horse pulled carriages, lose cows, bums and all other negative scum is slightly exaggerated. The Romanian version of Top Gear they were watching in the pub. is not a Romanian show ( we don't use cyrillic alphabet ) ... a better video editing guy perhaps ?
/quoting a wise cocksucker:Driving 1450.000 euro cars in Romania is like wearing a bacon suit in Sudan /done quoting a cocksucker
the cars you advertise for may be expensive and nice but nothing impressive, expensive cars are meant to compensate for a small prick and we have a 30 cm average cock length which means 5 cm taller than Richard Hammond.

wrum wrum wrum !!!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Blogging absence, stress, armageddon and dragon age

Hard times dudes !!! hard times ... never thought a thing like buying a freaking apartment can make me lose weight or get countless sleepless nights just thinking about weird stuff. Bureaucracy is our assassin, my girlfriend had some medical problems due to stress, I lost a few kilos and its not over yet. The bank and its procedures, the waiting time, the real estate agent and the notary are the secondary stress factors, money eating machines is what they are ... I don't want any Christmas presents this year, the only thing I desire is to finish this mess and I need my girlfriend to crave pussy ( Santa can you do this please ? )
In order to get a ray of sunshine in my life I had to do something and since I won't take some fancy named pills I got myself a gift in form of a PC game called Dragon Age Origins and just to get a chill out after slaying all those evil pixels I'm watching My Name is Earl episodes, a peaceful and funny TV show.
My cure seems to work, I'm eating better, I'm interested in a few books and the most important thing is that I'm getting all kinds of new ideas so my epic writing inspiration will be back soon.
Twisted period is officially over sun is shining lets commemorate it with a stellar track:


Music do! music do! music do!

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Pure evil or just normal ?

Usually I wont start fights or arguments but in the last couple of weeks I'm getting a bad temper with almost no reason, a wrong look or gesture can start the war machine in me ... sometimes I can tell I have an evil look in my eyes because people freak out without any argument.
While having a conversation with a sack of poss or while listening to some random fuck complaining about his life, my subconscious develops scenarios and figures out a way how to deliver a painful kick in his ball sack or a punch in the wankers ear. Ignorant fake fucks, the "know it all" type and the friendly nonsense gossip amateurs are the ones which make me wanna pull out some of their teeth. Thinking about all this hate I have towards certain people I realize I'm not so bad after all, why should I like a person which talks crap or doesn't care about what's happening around, my cruel thought are probably a normal reaction. I've noticed the appearance of this behavior after watching a few episodes of The Mike Strutter show, this Strutter guy is an old school brutish British bully with a filthy fucking mouth and has a problem with all the cock sucking motherfuckers out there.


Man I'm such a bad ass after watching this show, I will get a back piece tattooed, just imagine a set of evil angel black wings with guns, swords, knives and the fucking terminator hidden under the feathers.
Keep your kids in front of the TV, my parents did it!

Gone amok !

Monday, November 02, 2009

My habits are in constant danger...

Habits ! I have a few and I'm proud of them, I see my habits as a self imposed discipline which needs to be respected. Probably I'm traumatized because in my childhood years and adolescence I refused to respect any form of discipline schedule and program so I had some problems in school and at home, everybody blamed me for not being serious enough, believe or not I was so bad at respecting a program I even forgot to smoke and eventually I quit smoking ... but now I'm on a self imposed discipline. After I wake up I take about 20 minutes into the bathroom ( brushing, washing, cleaning ), I enjoy a nice breakfast in front of the TV watching the news, get dressed and off to work.
At work I try not to get stuffed with junk food in rest I'm doing my best to become and work like pro.
Once I arrive home in the afternoon I'm getting lunch, after lunch I get 20 minutes of rest and after I'm rested I get some push ups done ( 100 ~ 120 ) and about 50 squats ... nothing fancy but it takes about half an hour. After an afternoon walk or whatever stuff I do, in the evening I'm making 200 sit ups, take a shower, brush my teeth and go to bed ... without having dinner because I'm having lunch at 4~5 pm so it should be more than enough for the day.
I'm doing this stuff for about 5 years now( with small exceptions ) and the thought of sticking to this stuff gives me a certain satisfaction.
I don't know how come but at least once a week some spacker tries to sabotage my discipline and most of the times I end up looking like an asshole because I refuse dinners or I take my time after having lunch.
This one makes me a weirdo doesn't it ? well ... I don't care, freak or no freak I'll keep doing what I think its right for me, screw ya haterz I can haz my habits

/time to move