... I sweep the snow off my car and a turbo hyped bitch asks:
Cunt - where do you live ?
Great guy - excuse me ! are you talking to me ?
Cunt - Yes ! I'm talking to you ! where do you live ?
Great guy - why are you questioning me ? who are you ?
Cunt - you park your car here and I've seen you entering the block across the street !
Great Guy - Usually I can't be bothered answering to fucktards like you but today I will make an exception, this parking lot is a public space, free off charge for everybody to park here, not yours not mine ... get here before I do and you can park here without me yelling at your sorry yellow hair covered face.
Cunt - we live here !
Great guy - ok ! look this is stupid I will just ignore you !
Later as she took her car for a drive I was just in time to occupy the only available lot, the one she left, something tells me she cried tears of blood.
Last morning, again I was sweeping my car before work, a wanker pulled next to me lowered his window and spoke:
Wanker - Are you aware that we live here for a while now and during the night something might happen to your car ?
Pissed Off Guy - Oh really ? why is that ?
Wanker - because bla bla bla park your car here bullshit more crap bla bla bla
Pissed Off Guy - Look dude its a public space yap yap yap
Wanker - don't tell me politics and common sense I'm not interested in this !
Pissed Off Guy - Oh yeah motherfucker ? get out bitch ! I swear I'll punch your face in, you like it wild and rough ? I can do that !
With his wife and 2 kids yelling in the background he got out, I told myself I will choke hold him if he tries to get physical ... well a fucking bad tempered tall midget got out of the car, approached him really threatening (getting really close, violating private space type of shit) asked him what is he going to do ... I had to back up for my cock was poking him in the face. The guy started shaking and babbling, its disturbing to see a father and a husband shitting himself in front of his family. Left him there and resumed to cleaning off the snow.
Not enjoying these kind of things at all but I was never bullied by nobody, if he is stronger just go mental ! bite, throw stones, grab his throat just don't sit there like a bag of bones ! Fortunately it wasn't the case here but I wont park my car elsewhere, fuck all !
Can't understand how do these people think, how much of a dumbass can one be to act like this ? They can't handle their pathetic lives but act tough guy and set rules on public domains !
Good thing we're about to move away, it might keep me from doing something stupid, because I'm really pissed about this shit !
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Buckets !
When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemon juice in everybody's eyes ! most likely that's an unpleasant thing, it is how it is, I often find myself letting my anger out on my dear ones. Ok these are lemons and they make us sour.
How about sweet and juicy oranges sold in buckets for a ridiculous price (less than 5$ for 7 kg) at a local supermarket ?
Just like these:
The following happens: people go ape shit borderline insano deep-trance hardcore mentally bonkers ! ORANGES fucking ORANGES IN A BUCKET, use elbows, push, squeeze and start verbal fights without loosing sight on the oranges, eyes on the prize motherfuckers ! The rule is that you can fill a bucket with oranges but they have to stay in, I've seen the pyramids, I've seen some nasty and desperate shit until now but I was never confronted with a pyramid of oranges reaching out of some cheap bucket. The cashiers deserve a prize for keeping calm, each time the conveyor belt moved oranges were dropping hard, those greedy fucks couldn't keep them all and the agony of loosing 3 oranges was priceless. Like I said before I've seen some desperate shit so far, I've seen a toddler girl stealing a bag of cheesy puffs from one of her mates, she went with it in a corner and while the other kids and parents tried to take the bag away she shoved in as many as possible ... just like a hyena, but instead of blood, her face was covered in a mix of snot saliva and cheesy puff crumbs ... had a wild sparkle of joy in her eyes. Just before Christmas I've seen a geezer eating a kiwi in the grossest way possible, while waiting for his dame to do the groceries, he grabbed a kiwi squashed it with his hands the juice was pouring down his hands on his jacket and was was munching on it like a fucking savage ... never paid for it. Still these two events were nothing compared to the "oranges in a bucket" incident, fuck my life that behavior is the proof that there still is a savage part behind all the civilized thing. What are the effects of eating a shitload of oranges ? besides long shifts for the guys down at the sewage treatment plant, will everybody's skin turn orange and look like the mongs from Jersey Shore ? I could make a joke about a guy named Karl Pilkington and laugh how his head looks like a fucking orange but Karl is to majestic I would say godly in comparison with those apes. A cheeky cunt in her twenties tried to sneak out some other stuff hidden between the oranges (hiding something in a transparent bucked is like hiding behind a wire mesh fence), security took her away for a quick anal gang rape.
Burn them with fire !
How about sweet and juicy oranges sold in buckets for a ridiculous price (less than 5$ for 7 kg) at a local supermarket ?
Just like these:
The following happens: people go ape shit borderline insano deep-trance hardcore mentally bonkers ! ORANGES fucking ORANGES IN A BUCKET, use elbows, push, squeeze and start verbal fights without loosing sight on the oranges, eyes on the prize motherfuckers ! The rule is that you can fill a bucket with oranges but they have to stay in, I've seen the pyramids, I've seen some nasty and desperate shit until now but I was never confronted with a pyramid of oranges reaching out of some cheap bucket. The cashiers deserve a prize for keeping calm, each time the conveyor belt moved oranges were dropping hard, those greedy fucks couldn't keep them all and the agony of loosing 3 oranges was priceless. Like I said before I've seen some desperate shit so far, I've seen a toddler girl stealing a bag of cheesy puffs from one of her mates, she went with it in a corner and while the other kids and parents tried to take the bag away she shoved in as many as possible ... just like a hyena, but instead of blood, her face was covered in a mix of snot saliva and cheesy puff crumbs ... had a wild sparkle of joy in her eyes. Just before Christmas I've seen a geezer eating a kiwi in the grossest way possible, while waiting for his dame to do the groceries, he grabbed a kiwi squashed it with his hands the juice was pouring down his hands on his jacket and was was munching on it like a fucking savage ... never paid for it. Still these two events were nothing compared to the "oranges in a bucket" incident, fuck my life that behavior is the proof that there still is a savage part behind all the civilized thing. What are the effects of eating a shitload of oranges ? besides long shifts for the guys down at the sewage treatment plant, will everybody's skin turn orange and look like the mongs from Jersey Shore ? I could make a joke about a guy named Karl Pilkington and laugh how his head looks like a fucking orange but Karl is to majestic I would say godly in comparison with those apes. A cheeky cunt in her twenties tried to sneak out some other stuff hidden between the oranges (hiding something in a transparent bucked is like hiding behind a wire mesh fence), security took her away for a quick anal gang rape.
Burn them with fire !
Monday, January 09, 2012
Verdict 2011
Each year begins with great expectations, planing ahead, looking forward for whatever, corporations set targets, the advertising industry uses the same tricks (make a huge fuss, announce the latest and best products ... release them before Easter or summer holidays, use the same strategy in summer release before Christmas) same story over and over again. 2011 was a busy year for me, great year for some reasons crappy year for other reasons.
Ladies and gentlemen I present you my 2011 my expectations and accomplishments:
1st the most important things and my impressions:
- my birthday: I'm a moderately spoiled thing and my birthday represents a major event each year, you know looking forward to receive nice presents ... major disappointment this year.
- our wedding in June: to hot, to much of a headache, glad its over.
- our honeymoon: both of us agreed that a proper vacation is to be taken every year, proper shagging twice a day, no cooking, no laundry, no hassle, visit new places be different for two weeks (thinking about making this our family motto)
- my mother had surgery: fuck everything, she needs the best doctors doesn't matter what it takes, definitely worth the effort she made a quick recovery and she is well now.
- Us embassy and visa: one of my dreams came true just in time not to turn into one of my biggest frustration, yes ! we are able to relocate to the US ... I've heard something which sounds somehow like "each achievement creates more problems" but that is still to be found out.
2nd my impressions and comments on the 2011 movies I've seen so far:
- X-Men: First Class: mneh improvement for marvel
- Thor: does my hair look alright ?
- Super 8: felt asleep
- Limitless: drugs yummy
- Rango: good one
- Sucker Punch: wank material but still crap
- Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides: disappointment
- The Way Back: was tired, it kept me awake loved it
- Adjustment Bureau: my doorknob wont turn the other way !
- Red State: yeeeeha for possum stew
- Paul: brits they are funny
- Hanna: interesting, worth watching
- Water for Elephants: 1 thing ! the fang fag ruined the movie
- The Veteran: again british = good
- Hangover 2: gross and a dude looses his finger but its okay
- Bad Teacher: gave me a bonner
- Horrible Bosses: the only thing I can remember are Jennifer Anistons legs
- Friends With Benefits: they fucked didn't they ?
- Colombiana: don't bother
- Our Idiot Brother: liked it
- Warrior: the good brother wins
- Killer Elite: 2 wankers take over SAS
- Moneyball: cant understand baseball the movie is motivating
Were are the people like Kurosawa, Tarantino and the other awesome directors ?
3rd music releases and expectations:
High expectations, nothing worth writing about, the skrillex dude might make it legendary. Okay there was a lot going on in the music industry, some got back together some broke up, some released new albums and others changed their stage name but nothing important. Oh that chick genius od'd.
4th video games:
- Skyrim: arrow to the knee ... seriously this one made it the game of the year ?
- Portal 2: felt asleep while playing
- Diablo 3: wait a minute ! or a week or a few months till it gets released
5th events which will make in the history books:
- the fuss in Egypt: hope they wont blow off the pyramids
- Libya: America and Europe need oil, arm the rebels and kill the womanizer
- The Japanese shake down and nuclear disaster: I like the Japanese and there is no fun to be made in that direction.
- Royal wedding in the UK: who the FUCK cares ? mine was more important
- Osama bin Laden: took a bullet while sleeping ! legit bravery
6th (should be 2nd) I rediscovered the joy of cycling, the joy of owning nice bikes and cycle equipment, actually this is one of my plans for this year get proper bikes and equipment. The joy of listening to audio books, pod casts, comedy shows on a decent pair of headphones (more about this in another post), its just great to have a long hike/ride/walk and listen to something interesting.
Thats about it ! Not worth mentioning overrated things like the iPhone 4S, the new BMW 1M or the most overrated of them all that Ken Block twat ... bitch please win a wrc series 1st, after that you can priggle around in your shitty boiler on wheels.
2012 is supposed to deliver the Armageddon, mayans ...
cheer up !
Ladies and gentlemen I present you my 2011 my expectations and accomplishments:
1st the most important things and my impressions:
- my birthday: I'm a moderately spoiled thing and my birthday represents a major event each year, you know looking forward to receive nice presents ... major disappointment this year.
- our wedding in June: to hot, to much of a headache, glad its over.
- our honeymoon: both of us agreed that a proper vacation is to be taken every year, proper shagging twice a day, no cooking, no laundry, no hassle, visit new places be different for two weeks (thinking about making this our family motto)
- my mother had surgery: fuck everything, she needs the best doctors doesn't matter what it takes, definitely worth the effort she made a quick recovery and she is well now.
- Us embassy and visa: one of my dreams came true just in time not to turn into one of my biggest frustration, yes ! we are able to relocate to the US ... I've heard something which sounds somehow like "each achievement creates more problems" but that is still to be found out.
2nd my impressions and comments on the 2011 movies I've seen so far:
- X-Men: First Class: mneh improvement for marvel
- Thor: does my hair look alright ?
- Super 8: felt asleep
- Limitless: drugs yummy
- Rango: good one
- Sucker Punch: wank material but still crap
- Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides: disappointment
- The Way Back: was tired, it kept me awake loved it
- Adjustment Bureau: my doorknob wont turn the other way !
- Red State: yeeeeha for possum stew
- Paul: brits they are funny
- Hanna: interesting, worth watching
- Water for Elephants: 1 thing ! the fang fag ruined the movie
- The Veteran: again british = good
- Hangover 2: gross and a dude looses his finger but its okay
- Bad Teacher: gave me a bonner
- Horrible Bosses: the only thing I can remember are Jennifer Anistons legs
- Friends With Benefits: they fucked didn't they ?
- Colombiana: don't bother
- Our Idiot Brother: liked it
- Warrior: the good brother wins
- Killer Elite: 2 wankers take over SAS
- Moneyball: cant understand baseball the movie is motivating
Were are the people like Kurosawa, Tarantino and the other awesome directors ?
3rd music releases and expectations:
High expectations, nothing worth writing about, the skrillex dude might make it legendary. Okay there was a lot going on in the music industry, some got back together some broke up, some released new albums and others changed their stage name but nothing important. Oh that chick genius od'd.
4th video games:
- Skyrim: arrow to the knee ... seriously this one made it the game of the year ?
- Portal 2: felt asleep while playing
- Diablo 3: wait a minute ! or a week or a few months till it gets released
5th events which will make in the history books:
- the fuss in Egypt: hope they wont blow off the pyramids
- Libya: America and Europe need oil, arm the rebels and kill the womanizer
- The Japanese shake down and nuclear disaster: I like the Japanese and there is no fun to be made in that direction.
- Royal wedding in the UK: who the FUCK cares ? mine was more important
- Osama bin Laden: took a bullet while sleeping ! legit bravery
6th (should be 2nd) I rediscovered the joy of cycling, the joy of owning nice bikes and cycle equipment, actually this is one of my plans for this year get proper bikes and equipment. The joy of listening to audio books, pod casts, comedy shows on a decent pair of headphones (more about this in another post), its just great to have a long hike/ride/walk and listen to something interesting.
Thats about it ! Not worth mentioning overrated things like the iPhone 4S, the new BMW 1M or the most overrated of them all that Ken Block twat ... bitch please win a wrc series 1st, after that you can priggle around in your shitty boiler on wheels.
2012 is supposed to deliver the Armageddon, mayans ...
cheer up !
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