Facts about my grandfather

- he is my grandfather
- he can kick your grandfather's ass
- he won world war 2
- he loves my grandmother
- he is a cyborg
- he showed Chuck Norris how to wear a beard
- he wont wear a kilt
- he snores
- he traveled alone to the center of the earth
- he speaks the gypsy language
- he likes chocolate
- he is an X games platinum medalist
- he has royal blood
- Frank Sinatra was my grandfathers stunt double
- he outran Usain Bolt
- he cant get a tattoo, sharp needles get blunt if they come in contact with his skin
- he never got the flew
- he trained Pele
- Scarface the movie was inspired by his life
- he thought Kal-El how to fly
- he read all the books ever written
- Gene Kelly took dancing lessons from my grandfather
- he built the sarcophagus for the Chernobyl reactor barehanded
- he simultaneous won the Nobel award for peace and war
- he barbecued Road Runner for Easter
- he is the real Stig
- he decided the distances between the planets in the universe
- he wrote wikipedia
- he can call you via telekinesis
- he invented the "mind fuck" genre
- he is the only guy who works on Christmas dressed in a red suit
- he knows all the jokes/pranks
- he is such a bad ass even Tommy Lee got scared of him

Best grandpa ever ... keep it going dude !!!