Space invaders

That's right space invaders, most of you know them as ignorant fellow citizens or rude drivers. Remember that day you walked in the park and in the middle of the alley some twat parked his SUV and you had to walk around it in the mud ? or do you know the people which like to breath in the back of your neck while queuing ? or the fat asshole which comes on the buss and stands really really close to you ?
Besides stealing your personal space the space invaders have the extraordinary capacity to steal time ... it sounds fancy but it is so, how do they steal time ?
Stealing time is really simple 1st they have to waste their own and complain about having none left, 2nd they call you while you are taking an afternoon nap ( you can afford it because you have plenty of it )and asking to get shit done for them, or requesting some utterly retarded things from you, things which they are to lazy to organize themselves.
Of course the best thing to do against these invaders is to buy a fucking spaceship with upgraded laser cannons, kill the jocks and advance to next level ... this will get you absolutely nowhere ! If you cant afford the upgrades for your laser guns nor the spaceship, no problem mate ! you can protect your personal space with a few simple tricks ( paper and pen would come in handy here ):
- get nasty if some unauthorized cunt intrudes in your personal space, pretend you know them from somewhere ( for confidence and such ) and then ... start farting, talk rubbish, act loony, ask phone numbers; credit card numbers; e-mail; home address, talk about your sexual fantasies, invent some airborne disease you've got, play with saliva, spoil the latest movies by telling how they end and of course talk about how bad they look.
Defending yourself against time invaders there is a really simple phrase which needs some training "I'm really busy right now, I've got no time", then improvise some really intricate activity which confuses them. If they wont implode like Super Mario when remaining out of time it means they were trying to cut corners. These are the bad space invaders ... which suck hairy asses !
These are the space invaders I like:
An urban art movement started in 1998 by a french guy which calls himself Invader, he managed to set up an artistic invasion around the world. SpaceInvaders.com
By means of graffiti and mosaic they took over the planet, personally I like this kind of "space invasion" ... thinking about joining them and organize a funky sticker propaganda against random parking and personal space invaders ( I'm a mean space invader, please destroy me ! )
Use this classic to get some training:

Space Invaders made by Neave Games

Meh !