Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Status symbols

Status symbols, things meant to keep apparences of wealth, prosperity and succes in general, we all want to be successful and be our own boss. How I see these things ... well this is how:
Big suv for driving around the city - small cock, lousy sex life, needs a stool to reach the door knob
Obvious brand clothes - absolute lack of good taste just a slave to the brand, no character
Fancy pets - stupid owners which probably don't know nothing about them, pet ends up running the show
Go to a classical music concert for mondaine reasons - idiots without taste in music
Play loud music from a car - no friends (they like to hear you when you talk)
Over dressed and heavy makeup wearing women - poor souls seeking a better life
Excessive talk about books - never read more than the gossip page in the Sunday news paper, but seen the movie
Jewelry worn in excess - worthless piece of meat craves for a sense of value
Meatheads - as scary as a balloon
Fine arts connoisseur type - owns a copy of the Mona Lisa
Vine eccentrics ( not sommeliers, they are awesome) - serve them piss in some fancy bottle they won't know the difference
Brag about charity - imbeciles
iThings - never had great toys as a child
Talk loudly - nothing to say
Fancy job title - loser, if you want to impress me tell me you're a doctor, astronaut, scaffolder, mafia hitman or whatever ... floor manager sounds a lot like an overrated janitor
Send the kids to the school of arts - fail as a parent, let your kids discover it
Mediterranean style house - complains about the gas bills in the winter
Really expensive watches - can those control time ?
Get seen in the hotspots - no self respect, I wouldn't have an over prized coffee on the side of the road
Trophy friends - people might think I'm smart/cool if I hang with X
Trophy wives - your days are numbered

I love to ask these people for favors, they are to proud to say no, even if its a huge effort.

This is how I feel !

Bazinga !

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