Hard work ....

Ah crap I'm in a bad mood these days, besides my awesome job I'm also responsible with the season changing which is quite depressing, especially when I have to close the summer season and bring up the suicidal autumn mood. This year I delayed autumn intentionally because I knew the roads needed a quick fix before the everlasting rains. After a quick chat with the intergalactic road work president we agreed to fix my street just to make sure I will have a smooth ride in my limo each morning and just to show me how much of a douche he is he promised that 5 of his best engineers will take care of the works using latest extraterrestrial steam rollers.
Gosh these guys were good !!! I'm an universal expert but I've never seen so much professionalism into road works.
Check this picture out, the 5 highly qualified PHD engineers are scanning the density of the earth surrounding the road with their sonar hearing ( I have this also but hearing Barrack Obama farting in the White House gets annoying ):


Huh ??? whats up autobahn specialists ? your technology is outdated ... try the new snoreandsleeplikeapigforaliving schemes and your road will be so smooth you will have to hire gypsies to put holes in them.

Ok fellows, I have to invent some revolutionary gizmo so I wont lose more of my precious time to share with you my outrageously wast and gnarly knowledge.